Stupid people. Today I met a guy who has his house residence number at the tail of his mail id. Idiots. What if the municipality decided to go for a revision of the numbers. He could end up having the neighbor's number on his id. what a freak.now its fine if you got a great chick in that house, but even then its too much being stupid.Also trying to hit on the neighbor coz you have her house number on your mail id isn't exactly smart. Its light years away from being anywhere close to being smart.Now "fart" is rhymingly closer to "smart" that that. But maybe being Captain 2D justifies that. or maybe not. Idiot.Again. Now do you believe in miracles, because I do. For one to happen now, here's how. On the right top corner of the browser window, is a small red cross. Blood red. I tell you these programmers are creepy guys. Psychopaths waiting to jump out of their closet...........and maybe look at an living breathing chick for the first time in their if-it-exists-its-a-wonder-how life. Don't forget to hit them with a beer-bottle on their head when this happens, just to convince them that they aren't dreaming. Also make sure you empty the beer. Beer is too valuable to be spent on dorky programmers. Even if you are Mother Teresa(or the male alternative) , you would definitely end up in hell for that sin. OK. Getting back to the creepy red cross . And you not comfortable closing it, it just goes to prove that the world is made for right handed guys. Lefties can just keep suckling their thumb(the right hand one) and fight for their rights, like thats going to happen. now, what was I talking about....yeah,..miracles. So click on that red icon ...your browser should close. If you have, you are not reading this and are perfectly normal. If you haven't, the miracle is the thing called your brain. I just asked you to close the freaking browser and here you are reading this crap assuming you are understanding the stuff on this page. Even I don't understand most of it. Or maybe you though you're smart and would outwit me by not doing what I asked you to do. Thats the point you see, the fact that you are smart doesn't mean you are not one of them. Everybody is smart....being smart is the new in-thing. You are just fucking normal............all right....I love your persistence. No, I don't believe in miracles. I was just rating your IQ and you did well. You managed to score just a scale below a new born chimp.Congrats.On that. Now just please close your browser. The Internet isn't going to miss you. Its too busy to even notice your existence. Please.Go.Die.