Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Pudding:- everytime someone says that, I have a weird feeling that the guy is going to take out a hammer and smash my head with an accompanying "ding" sound, when he finishes the "ding" at the end of spelling "pudding" part. Also, pudding is one of those words which don't seem to be fit enough to be spoken on a stage.The previous sentence is literally drowning in prepositions and conjunctions and all those silly little words with 2-3 alphabets having no particular meaning of their own.Sad eternal existences.Now,coming back,the probability that the word "pudding" was ever spoken on a stage must be less than 0.001%.If the probability exceeds 0.01%, we shall,simply for the sake of keeping our numbers precise, ignore the rest of the stages on which "pudding" was spoken so as to let the numbers tally. And yes, pudding is my word of the day, for now.If some one eats toothpaste accidentally everyday, does that count into his regular diet?...I prefer coffee-mugs without handles....let the warmth of the coffee onto your fingers before you brutally gulp the coffee down the deep abyss of your esophagus.Not the ones they use at barista or ccd or costa. Those are obscene, and fat like old, short,fat chinese witches bowls that they use to drink crow-blood. It would be great to control the elements, not do do some crazy superhero/supervillain stuff, its that then, you just get up in the morning and have to only issue commands like "tooth, be brushed; body, be cleaned; or - potty, be done". Simplifies Life.There are times when every time you say something, you make a mental image of the things you are saying. Now those are the times you don't want to say pudding, or shit-sticks, or "you are an ass" or "I am a c@#$.". Doesn't work too well for your self-esteem.

1 comment:

Parth said...

hmm. you are back to "normal" i suppose. :D