Yesterday, the space research arm of the RSS (a hindu organisation who believe they are a secret ninja clan and are confused about why they exist) discovered cow's urine samples on the moon. After their press meet, NASA organized a mass suicide campaign for all people with an IQ above 9. Except the Chinese. They still get to be communists and believe they see the moon brightly in a day because the official government circular said so. This comes after RSS attempt at making a cold drink out of cow's urine. If only the poor cow could talk, but maybe the poop's enough for them now. Going by inside rumors, the party has decided to include making a cow Prime Minister the highlight of their next election manifesto. along with computer literacy, i-pods and public toilets with air-conditioners - for cows.......................... I always knew human rights was a joke.
Hot news today: Water makes things wet.
Weather forecasts: The sky shall been seen blue for the most part of the next century, and water shall drop from the sky in what we call the rain.(NASA had to launch a satellite and cough up around a billion dollars in funding to confirm this one. ISRO just had to spend a few hundred rupees, photocopying is still cheap.).