Friday, October 16, 2009

Its truly significant that every man ever born has absolutely no memory of the most significant moment of his life-being born. Yes , some people might have had a perpetual itch at the spot where the nurse slapped them on their naked new born butt because they did not cry a few 15-30 seconds into the world. Seems birth is met with sadism and a slap on the butt. If birth is truly a holy event, heaven would be filled with wet-nurses. Unless they had Indian bureaucracy , then there would be reservations for the other backward tribes and the other bunch of people whom god never really liked. Maybe if the RSS had their way, they would make a urine dip compulsary (yes, its spelled compulsory, but this is how the Shiv Sena wants it.) requirement for new born...talk about being born in piss. The most beautiful aspect of the world is irrelevant. It isn't especially funny writing blogs that tend to go nowhere at 2 in the night....but then its equally irrelevant that this sentence is not going to end soon because I am running out of words. HMM. how do you run out of words...? funny concept,that one.and tuna tastes good. but not after 2 hours. then it gets kind of squishy.and cold. and scooters and vacations and fall.

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