Saturday, September 5, 2009

I think I have pretty much figured out why I end up being so confused and random every next second. Its coz I'm stupid. Or lets just say "differently enabled", coz I don't want the retards world over to be offended at being called their true name on their face. The reason- I can't think in sentences, or words.....I think in images.....and images aren't the most linearly viable way of thinking. Its easier to figure out a pablo piccaso painting or a peek preview of memento than trying to focus on which part of the picture I am on. Its like staring at a map in a subway, the hardest sign to find is the "you are here " one. I need on of those in my head. By the time I figure out what one picture is about, its fucking gone. Personally I think the concept of taking pictures and storing memories for the future is bogus. The world is going to end anyway. And nobody cares about a 2.1 billion year old ancestor trying to figure out how long his camera battery lasts when the sun is dying. Issues. I love it when people say " I don't see gender. I just see people." Its like saying "my heart is where its supposed to be, but fuck I'm stupid." I am not sure why I put the "heart" thing in that sentence. Maybe it was the picture in my head...that one should have just remained a negative waiting for all eternity to be developed. Or at least till the world ends. Think the Gmail guys got their whole chat iconography wrong. They have green for being "available" (ahem) and red for "busy". Its the opposite that should be. Because even at traffic signals, Green says "full throttle and get the fuck off coz I don't like your face" whereas Red is " I got nothing to do all day and am planning to share the experience with you". Either the programmer guy doesn't know how to drive. Or its just a girl! The latter expression explains everything, except the universe and men. And physics and maths and traffic signals and road maps and street signs and gaming consoles and the marvel multiverse and so on and so forth. The reason why men hate "window shopping" the most is simple. Even in a shopping splurge, there is some guy making profits...somehow the "brotherhood of men" is happy....now that economy and stock prices and all those monetary mumbo-jumbo is involved. But there is absolutely no revenue in "window shopping". When I was a kid, I decided that if my parents were killed, I would spend all my life fighting crime, like Bruce Wayne. The only hiccup was I didn't know where to buy the batmobile and the swanky bikes. And the millions. But if they ended up normally peacefully, then I would become an investment banker. Now thats whats called being morally caught between a rock-star and a jack-ass. The most significant aspect of love at 1st sight is you are so sure you want to spend the rest of your life with the person you don't deserve. Personally, I think Sigmond Freud was a guy with a huge list of problems....and a bad childhood. No, really. A very bad one.

1 comment:

Parth said...

Organised chaos, your blog is! :D
Calvin would grow up to be like you, i suppose. Sad, Watterson didn't experiment!